Birthday toast · $7 · 2 minutes
A birthday toast,
better than a card.
For the milestone birthday — 30, 40, 50 — or any year that deserves a moment at the table. Tell us the person, their year, and what's true about them now. We'll write you two minutes.
Example output
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1. Tell us
Fill the form. 2-4 minutes.
2. Preview
See the opening for free. Walk away if it's wrong.
3. Pay $7
Get the full draft. Plain text + printable. Yours.
Common questions
- Will it be cringe?
- No — it leads with a specific, not a Hallmark line.
Also drafted
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- Wedding Vows — $9
- Wedding Toast — $7
- Resignation Letter — $5
- Apology Letter — $5
- Cover Letter — $7
- Anniversary Message — $5
- Sympathy Message — $5
- Letter of Recommendation — $9
- Performance Review — $9
- Baby Announcement — $5
- Save the Date — $5
- Thank You Note — $5
- Retirement Speech — $9
- Custom Bedtime Story — $5
- Get Well Soon — $5
- Breakup Letter — $7
- Pet Memorial — $9
Specific birthday toast formats
30th birthday
A 30th birthday toast that's warm, funny, and lands the milestone without doom.
40th birthday
A 40th birthday toast that doesn't lean on "over the hill" jokes.
50th birthday
A 50th birthday toast.
60th birthday
A 60th birthday toast — for the room that already knows them.
For a child
A short birthday toast from a parent to a child.