Birthday toast · $7 · 2 minutes

A birthday toast,
better than a card.

For the milestone birthday — 30, 40, 50 — or any year that deserves a moment at the table. Tell us the person, their year, and what's true about them now. We'll write you two minutes.

Example output

Forty looks unbelievable on you, Sam. I mean it. The Sam I met at twenty was almost a different person — broker, looser, definitely funnier. The Sam at forty is the one who built the business, who calls his mom on Tuesdays, who shows up first to help and leaves last. He didn't get there by accident. For all of us in this room, Sam has been the one who picks up the phone. That doesn't sound like much until you need it. So: to forty. To the next ten. To the next phone call. Cheers, Sam.

…(continues; full version is paid)

1. Tell us

Fill the form. 2-4 minutes.

2. Preview

See the opening for free. Walk away if it's wrong.

3. Pay $7

Get the full draft. Plain text + printable. Yours.

Common questions

Will it be cringe?
No — it leads with a specific, not a Hallmark line.