Wedding speech · $9 · 3-4 minutes
A wedding speech
that doesn't bomb.
You agreed to the toast months ago. The wedding is next weekend. Every draft sounds either too jokey or too earnest. You're not going to wing it. You shouldn't have to.
Tell us who's getting married, who you are to them, one real story, and the vibe you want. We'll draft a 3-4 minute speech with a clean structure (hook → story → meaning → toast) that lands. Edit anything that doesn't sound like you.
Example output
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1. Tell us
Fill the form. 2-4 minutes.
2. Preview
See the opening for free. Walk away if it's wrong.
3. Pay $9
Get the full draft. Plain text + printable. Yours.
Common questions
- How long is the speech?
- 3-4 minutes when read aloud, around 350-500 words. Standard for receptions.
- Can I make it funnier or more serious?
- Yes — pick a tone and we'll shape the speech around it.
- What if I'm not the best man?
- Works for maid of honor, parent, sibling, the couple themselves — pick your role in the form.
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Specific wedding speech formats
Best man speech
A best man speech that's funny without being cringe, warm without being soft.
Maid of honor
A maid of honor speech with the right amount of inside-joke.
Father of the bride
A father of the bride speech that captures pride without sap and humor without cringe.
Mother of the bride
A mother of the bride speech that's specific to her daughter and the partner she's chosen.
Father of the groom
A father of the groom speech focused on the son you raised and the partner he chose.
Mother of the groom
A mother of the groom speech that lands.
Groom speech
The groom's reception speech — thanks the room, lands a real moment with the bride, ends on the right note.
Bride speech
The bride's reception speech — gratitude to the room, a real moment with him, and the right closing.
Sibling speech
A sibling wedding speech with the warmth (and roast) that only a sibling can pull off.
Friend toast
A 90-second wedding toast from a close friend.
Short wedding speech
A 2-3 minute wedding speech that says everything you need to and stops there.
Funny speech
A funny wedding speech that's actually funny and doesn't make the bride's grandmother uncomfortable.
Second marriage
A second marriage or vow renewal speech that doesn't pretend the past didn't happen, but doesn't dwell on it either.
Coworker speech
Asked to speak at a colleague's wedding.