Maid of honor · $9 · 3-4 minutes
A maid of honor speech
with the right inside jokes.
Best friend duty. You've known her since braces. You've earned the right to say specific, slightly inappropriate, mostly-warm things in front of her grandparents.
Tell us your story with her. One thing she's terrible at. One thing he brings out in her. We'll write the rest.
Example output
Hi everyone. I'm Sarah. I've known Lila since we were eleven years old, which means I've known her longer than her driver's license, her degree, and — sorry, Marcus — most of her ex-boyfriends.
Lila is, hands down, the worst person to argue with. She doesn't raise her voice. She doesn't get rattled. She just makes a tiny, slightly amused face, and you realize approximately fifteen seconds into your argument that you were going to lose. I've watched approximately four hundred of my opinions die in front of that face.
Marcus — you do not, currently, know about the face. You will. Don't worry. You're going to love it.
…(continues; full version is paid)
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Common questions
- How long is the speech?
- 3-4 minutes when read aloud, around 350-500 words. Standard for receptions.
- Can I make it funnier or more serious?
- Yes — pick a tone and we'll shape the speech around it.
- What if I'm not the best man?
- Works for maid of honor, parent, sibling, the couple themselves — pick your role in the form.