For a child · $7 · 60-90 seconds
Toasting
a child.
A birthday toast for a child is short, specific, and warm. Don't perform — just tell the room what you've noticed about them this year.
Example output
Today our daughter Iris is six.
Iris, this year, you have figured out that worms come out after the rain and that you can read most of the words on a cereal box. You have decided that you are going to be both a paleontologist AND a baker, which we fully support.
You are exactly the person we hoped you would be. Some of that we taught you. Most of it was already in there.
Happy birthday, kid. We love you. Don't grow up too fast.
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Common questions
- Will it be cringe?
- No — it leads with a specific, not a Hallmark line.