30th birthday · $7 · 2 minutes
Thirty.
The overrated decade.
Thirty gets either too much sentiment or too many doom jokes. The good toast threads it.
Example output
Thirty looks unbelievable on you, Sam. I mean it.
The Sam I met at twenty was almost a different person — broker, looser, definitely funnier. The Sam at thirty is the one who built the business, who calls his mom on Tuesdays, who shows up first to help and leaves last. He didn't get there by accident.
For all of us in this room, Sam has been the one who picks up the phone. That doesn't sound like much until you need it.
So: to thirty. To the next ten. Cheers, Sam.
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Common questions
- Will it be cringe?
- No — it leads with a specific, not a Hallmark line.