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Short retirement,
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Illustrative example
Bill came into this company in 1985 and is walking out in 2026. That's 41 years. Most of us in this room have not been alive that long.
What we got from Bill, all 41 years, was a person who showed up before anyone else and stayed after most of us went home. He built the team that built the testing program. The team is still here. The program is still here. He didn't take either with him.
Bill — we are going to miss you. Enjoy the rest. You earned every minute of it.
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- Who's it for?
- Whoever's giving the speech — colleague, boss, friend, the retiree themselves.
- What does the retirement speech draft cost?
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- Yes. Your purchase includes a license to use, edit, print, and share the delivered draft for the purpose described in the terms. It arrives as plain text so you can review and change every line before using it.
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