Teacher retirement · $9 · 3-4 minutes
For the teacher
finishing the chapter.
Teacher retirement speeches need to do math the teacher never did themselves — how many kids? How much impact? We help you do that math out loud.
Example output
Ms. Patel taught seventh-grade English at Riverdale Middle School for 33 years. If you do that math: about 30 kids a year, for 33 years, with some shared families. She has taught approximately 800 students. Some of you are sitting in this room.
She had a sentence she opened every year with. "This year, we are going to write more than we read, we are going to read more than we talk, and we are going to talk more than any of you have ever talked in your lives." 800 kids heard that sentence over 33 years. A surprising number of us still remember it.
That is what teaching is — sentences that lodge in 800 brains for decades. Ms. Patel — you earned this rest. The sentences will keep doing their work.
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Common questions
- Who's it for?
- Whoever's giving the speech — colleague, boss, friend, the retiree themselves.