Eulogy for a coach · $29 · preview first
Eulogy for a coach,
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This page frames the occasion; your names, memories, facts, and tone are what shape the draft. The free preview shows the actual opening and exact word count before checkout.
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Illustrative example
Coach Reyes coached varsity baseball at Lincoln High for 28 years. He had two phrases. The first was "do it the right way, even when it costs you." The second was less printable.
He was the kind of coach who would lose a game on principle. He pulled our cleanup hitter once, mid-game, because he'd cursed out an umpire. We lost. Reyes sat in the dugout afterward and explained, calmly, that he would do it again, every time, in every game, for the rest of his career.
What he was actually teaching us, all those years, had almost nothing to do with baseball. We are all still trying to do things the right way, even when it costs us. Most of us are failing most of the time. But it's in our heads now, because of him, and it's not coming out.
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- Is this AI-generated?
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- Can I edit the draft?
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