Eulogy for a best friend · $29 · preview first
Eulogy for a best friend,
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Illustrative example
I met Marcus when we were 19. I was wearing a shirt I have since burned. He immediately made fun of it, then bought me a beer, then explained to me at length why my taste in everything would need to be carefully rebuilt over the next four years. We have been friends ever since.
Marcus had three rules, which he stated approximately weekly. One: don't sleep on the floor of a stranger. Two: tip 25 percent or you're a coward. Three: if a friend is sad, you sit with them in silence until they stop being sad, and that might take all night.
I watched him follow that third rule for a lot of people in this room. I am going to follow it for him.
Hand-edited style example, not a promise of identical wording or length. Your free preview shows the actual generated opening before payment.
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