Funny vows · $9 · 90 seconds
Funny vows
that still land.
The trick to funny vows is structure — three laughs, then one real moment that the laughs were a setup for. We do that for you.
Example output
Marcus — before I read these, three things you should know. One: I started writing these in October. Two: I scrapped four full drafts. Three: this is the version where I gave up trying to be the version of myself you fell in love with and just wrote what I actually mean.
I promise to never sigh audibly when you load the dishwasher wrong. I promise to laugh at the same three jokes you have been telling me for nine years. I promise to keep being surprised by you, on purpose, even after we have used up all of the obvious surprises.
I love you. I'm yours. Forever. Don't load the bowls upside down.
…(continues; full version is paid)
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Common questions
- How long are the vows?
- 150-200 words, roughly 90 seconds to read. Right for most ceremonies.
- Can I say something specific I want to promise?
- Yes — there's a field for one specific promise, and we build the vow around it.